The Morton Salt Girl has never been one of the more flashy product mascots but she's a bit of a workhorse. She's been holding her umbrella and spilling her salt for over a century. Sure, she may be frequently overlooked by flashier guys like Mr. Peanut or the Green Giant but I found a palace where she reigns as queen.
The Grand Salt Palace is just that...a building dedicated to, and made of, salt! Found in Grand Saline in east Texas, the museum and visitors center celebrates America's favorite spice. That's because there's a huge salt deposit in the area and Morton mines it for potato chip lovers everywhere. It's what you call a "Salt Town." (I don't know if anybody calls it that but I do.)
So proud of their natural resource, the town built its Welcome Center out of it. You can build buildings out of rock, and salt is a rock so naturally synergy won the day. Visitors are even encouraged to taste the salty structure...so we did...
Guess what it tastes like? If you guessed salt, you're right! I can't make any claims about how hygienic it is but pretty much every visitor seems to give it a lick. My advice to new visitors is to try and find an unappealing corner somewhere that has had a minimum of licking. Good luck!
Inside you'll find the type of pamphlets and local history displays that populate many small town museums. What makes this one stand out is the free rock salt samples (Spoiler: they taste like salt) and, of course, Morton Salt Girl Memorabilia in its various forms.
As usual, there's a surprising amount of stuff with this particular mascot on it but, to paraphrase Dr. Ian Malcolm, Marketing...finds a way...
Also on site is the standard little old lady to answer all your salt and salt related questions, an educational video about salt playing on a loop and the obligatory penny smashing machine. I would definitely recommend a stop at this place if it's only a few hours off your pre-planned route. But I'm into weird stuff like this.
Outside, in addition to the lickable walls, you'll find a Texas Historical marker about legendary aviator and adventurer Wiley Post. And not too far from that that is even more salt! This time in the form of a great big chunk:
Atop a wooden table and shaded by an outdoor roof, this guy has been welcoming folks to town for years. The rain and wind have probably done their best to wear it down but it remains in place waiting for the next curious visitor to give it a lick.
