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Friday, February 28, 2020

Crazy in Dallas

Previously: 


Everyone remembers Mad Magazine and their ruthless skewering of popular culture.  Many people may even remember Cracked Magazine, the shameless rip-off of Mad.  Fewer people may remember  the other scores of parody magazines that were looking to get caught up in the wave of Mad Magazine excitement (and maybe pick up some sales along the way). 

 One of them, Crazy Magazine, was published by Marvel Comics and hung in there for a decade by making fun of the day's most popular movies and TV.  And nothing in 1981 was more popular than Dallas...which eventually saw itself in the Crazy cross hairs. 

If you remember my blog entry from awhile back about the Mad Magazine Dallas parody, you'll notice some similarities, even down to the art style and panel layout:


So you get the standard introductions of characters (and caricatures), with the theme for this "story" being that J.R. is out to get everybody and everybody is out to get J.R.  So what we get are several pages of J.R. being mean to people and those people trying to kill him.  If it ain't broke, don't fix it.


 The caricatures are all pretty good with the exception of Cliff Barnes.  I don't know if it's the weird angles or if Ken Kercheval is just difficult to draw in general but I don't think the artist nailed it on this one.


 J.R. continues his reign of terror against the Ewing clan, even going so far as to blackmail Jock for control of Ewing Oil.  And clearly Bobby isn't dealing well with the stress.  At this point how could J.R. top himself?  Is there no evil deed he wouldn't consider?


I guess we all knew J.R. is capable of quite a bit of mischief but destroying the world seems a little extreme.  I mean, I couldn't say for 100% that he wasn't capable of it...but I'm pretty sure.  Anyhoo, this little yarn ends with J.R. escaping the doomed earth in a rocket ship.  Once again, he comes out on top. 

It's probably not the best parody you've ever seen but "Crazy Magazine" never really reached the heights that "Mad Magazine" did.  Still it's always nice to see a little piece of memorabilia from the Dallas TV juggernaut.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

The Many Roles of Mr. Peppermint

If you grew up on the DFW area during a certain time then you were no stranger to the red and white stripes of television personality Mr. Peppermint.  He hosted the kid's show Peppermint Place for decades and helped entertain and educate generations of kids.


The minty fresh TV personality was portrayed by Dallas native Jerry Haynes.  His TV persona was so strong and beloved that some started to think of him and Mr. Peppermint as one and the same.  But Haynes was a very talented and prolific actor and appeared in a number of TV and film projects.  Today we'll take a look at some of his work in some high profile projects.

Dallas - Season 4, Episode 6 "The Venezuelan Connection" (1980)


If you were a north Texas based actor in the late 70s to late 80s then odds are you had a run in with the Ewing clan on the popular series "Dallas."  Haynes (on the left) actually appeared in a handful of Dallas episodes as "Pat Powers" but I picked this episode because his scenes feature the Fort Worth Stockyards.


In this shot you can see Haynes (on the right, in the back shaking hands with Ray) and the gang in front of the Fort Worth Livestock Exchange.  The episode also has scenes that include the interior of the Exchange as well as the White Elephant Saloon

Places in the Heart (1984)


Haynes plays the role of Deputy Jack Driscoll in the award winning film (seen above with Sally Field).  A lot of the movie was shot on location in Waxahachie but since it's a period piece, it's difficult to track down specific locations...but I'm still in the process of trying.

Robocop (1987)


Most Dallas residents know that the classic scifi film was shot in Dallas (throughout the movie you can spot Reunion Tower in the background of "Future Detroit").  I mentioned before that Dallas City Hall is featured prominently.

Haynes appears in the film as "Dr. McNamara" (in the background above at the control panel, wearing a suit), creator of the ED-209 crime-fighting robot.  The ED-209 is a big part of the plot so you would think that this would be a big role for Haynes but it's a nonspeaking part in one scene.  But at least it's a good scene:


You can see Fountain Place out the window in the background before that guy meets his grisly death at the hand's of Dr. McNamara's killing machine.  Fun fact:  while the character only appears in the film briefly, McNamara lived on in the Robocop cartoon:


He seemed to go through some changes like giving himself robot arms (or whatever) but the worst change to the character was that he was not voiced by Haynes.  I guess he had moved on from the role.

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Season 6, Episode 8 "A Time to Heal Part 2" (1997)


Some roles are easier than others.  In this two-part sweeps episode of Dr. Quinn Haynes plays a corpse.  You might think it's not worth mentioning but that show was a pretty big hit in its time.  And, hey, a gig's a gig, right?

I don't think there was ever an animated version of Dr. Quinn but if there were, I'd like to think they would have brought back this character too...maybe a zombified version...

Walker, Texas Ranger - Season 9, Episode 18 "Legends" (2001)


Like "Dallas" before it, "Walker, Texas Ranger" used a lot of North Texas actors.  In this episode Haynes plays Judge Abe Steigler who presides over the case of a mob boss.  Things don't go well for the honorable Judge after the trial:


And that's why you don't want to get involved with the mob.  Don't worry though, I'm sure the Rangers will avenge him.

Haynes' IMDb page is filled with many other roles.  These are just a few of my favorites.  And, honestly, these have a lot more death and carnage than I expected from Mr. Peppermint.  So you never know when an old friend from the past will surprise you.


Tuesday, April 15, 2014

On Location #40 - TNT's Dallas Episodes 16-18


 Well we've clearly fallen behind on this so we'll try to burn through a few more episodes to catch up.  Luckily these featured a lot of interiors and Southfork shots so there's not a lot for us to track down.  Let's start near downtown Dallas:


Rebecca's new apartment is in one of the newest buildings in the city, Museum Tower:


The new building caused a controversy with its neighbor, the Nasher Sculpture Center.  As the reflection (at certain parts of the day) was described as a "Death Ray" by visiting art lovers.

The next episode featured a return location to Adair's Saloon in Depp Ellum:


John Ross and the family detective meet there to discuss various Ewing schemes and shenanigans.  You may also remember it as the post-oil strike celebration location in the first episode.


Sadly the next episode features the death of an icon.  The storyline had J.R.'s murder taking place in a hotel in Mexico:


But the famous and historic Cowtown Coliseum in the Fort Worth Stockyards played the part of the Hotel Colon:


Dallas the show and Dallas the city will never be the same without the villainous J.R. Ewing and the legendary Larry Hagman.

Monday, October 21, 2013

On Location #39 - TNT's Dallas Episode 15


The Ewing family are no strangers to the inside of a courtroom.  It stands to reason that they've seen the outside of a few courthouses as well.  Which brings us to the next episode of TNT's Dallas.  Several scenes take place at what appears to be the "Dallas County Courthouse":


But, of course, it was just a little Hollywood magic as it was actually the Rockwall County Courthouse standing in:


There were several shots in and around the courthouse.  Here are some side-by-sides:









Another scene in the episode features this BBQ joint being patronized by Drew while his rig gets vandalized:


The actual location is in Wylie, TX and I didn't have time to eat so sadly I can't make any recommendations: